Hey, do you hear that? Is that… the… the siren song of summer? The Ice Cream Cute Girl? No, that’s the obnoxious wail of a giant fuck you coming down the road. Girl, you know how hot it is out here? I’m bakin’ like a toasted cheeser! And there you are, driving up in your little portable air conditioned purveyor of fine frozen sweets when girl, you know I only carry Amex and no cash. Fuck you, and the ice cream truck you rode in on. posted on 20.05.09

Hey, do you hear that? Is that… the… the siren song of summer? The Ice Cream Cute Girl? No, that’s the obnoxious wail of a giant fuck you coming down the road.

Girl, you know how hot it is out here? I’m bakin’ like a toasted cheeser! And there you are, driving up in your little portable air conditioned purveyor of fine frozen sweets when girl, you know I only carry Amex and no cash. Fuck you, and the ice cream truck you rode in on.