I have been struck by the Summer Cold From Hell, in which my throat feels like I swallowed a couple razor blades and a fistful of sand, and all I want is a Spiderman popsicle (or someone to make me tea, watch a movie with me, and rub my back).
This picture is about 2 years old. It feels like a decade ago.
Oh, are you even serious cute girl? You’re going to come at me and tell me that you have a cold and describe how awful it is and how you want someone to come watch a movie and touch you? Well fuck you cute girl, you’re eating something I like - it’s a spidey iced cream confection with gumball eyes. You know I like that thing and you know I would totally hang out coz you’re sick. You just gotta stop makin’ me crazy, girl.