Baby… I’m sorry to say this - but that is fake chinese food. You know, the fast foodery type that is commonplace in foodcourts and strip-malls all over this great land? Yeah, that’s what you’re eating. You know you’re cute, and you know I like that shit, hunny - so why the fuck aren’t you sharing it with me? Don’t you know how much it hurts me to have to say “fuck you, cute girl!” every time you take a bite of that lackluster lo-mein that taunts my tastebuds? It’s the true-iest. Seriously, sweet thang… Fuck you, gimme some bites.