In the latest installation of “My Fruit is Too Big”: my banana. No, that’s not just my tiny hand making it look big.
And since you can’t really get a feel for how huge it is (HA), I measured it. It’s ten and a half inches.
Uh… I hate to say this, Jen… But that’s a big “oh fuck you, cute girl eating things I like!” Seriously - look at that big ol’ Nanner. That could be like 5 banana splits or a smoothie or something - but somehow you’re making it sexy by measuring it and biting your lip? Oh fuck you, cute girl eating things I like! Sheesh. Can’t a banana just ever be a banana?